Joke

A cabbie picks up a Nun. > > She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome > cab driver won't stop staring at her. > > She asks him why he is staring.> > He replies: > 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to> offend you.'> > She answers, > 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old> as I am > and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to> see and > hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's> nothing you could > say or ask that I would find offensive.'> > 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss> me.' > > She responds, > 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you> have> to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'> > The cab driver is very excited and says, > 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'> > 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next> alley.'> > The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would > make a hooker blush.> > But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts> crying.> > 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you> crying?'> > 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must> confess, > I'm married and I'm Jewish.'> > The nun says, 'That's OK. > My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween> party.' > >